Thursday, April 12, 2012

MKM Open Thread (April 12, 2012)

Well, you're starting to respond to my tactics. But I'm growing a little tired of carrying this baseball bat around. May I put it down? Will you stay on task? I want to tell Mr. Gallego how good you all were. Doesn't that sound nice? Don't you want to go on that field trip to Lou Duva's Turkish bathhouse that he promised you? Be good to me, and all things are possible.

That site over there that brought us all over here continues to show promise. What will this Thursday hold? Momentum is a fickle, elusive minx. Let's beat charm her into submission. We can start it below. I'm going to place a super-terrific musical number for you to enjoy, and you're going to use the space underneath that to talk about things. Does that sound like something you might be interested in? Good. The thread is open, like the loving arms of Steve Perry. Or that talented young Filipino rocker discovered on YouTube. Whichever you prefer, really.


17 comments:

  1. I just came here to say that within a few days of putting each of Mad Bastards and Street Cheese into my favorites bar, they were both shut down. I will type mkmultimatebastard into the URL box forever!

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  2. Currently, my keyboard doesn't allow me to capitalize i, x, or d. Also, I can't make double quotes. Should that stop me from commenting?

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    1. I would hold back on that Xavier McDaniel joke at least.

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    2. Wh wld t? t's nt lk nn wll dsmvwl y.

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  3. So, how many times have you guys accidentally clicked on the New Era ad when it unexpectedly expanded this morning?

    My count is at 4.

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  4. CJ, while IMG is gone, you should change the username and passwords so he can never be a part of this again. You're so much sexier and smarter and funnier than him.

    CJ RULEZ, IMG DROOLZ!

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    1. I appreciate the kind words, but unfortunately that would only result in him creating another balog about this balog about a sports balog.

      In preventing that, I'm doing us all a favor.

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  5. God dammit, I knew i never should have scrolled down to the comments on one of the Zimmerman / Trayvon storied today. Check out this gem by a guy called "MuscleFlex" -

    This nation is divided because somehow, someway,it's acceptable for blacks to raise their fists and yell 'black power.' It's acceptable for a racist group like the new black panther party to place a bounty on someone's head while our cowardly closet racist attorney general looks the other way.Sorry, I've had it with blacks.I owned nobody!! Ever!! I don't owe you a dime or empathy for things that went on hundreds of years before my birth.

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    1. I'm not sure this is clear, that comment if from a story on CNN, not Deadspin. Just wanted to highlight how good we have it.

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    2. He's a lot more chill when he's unflexed.

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  6. Drunken ExPatrick Duffys TavernApril 12, 2012 at 12:43 PM

    Alright, who broke Deadspin?

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  7. Guess this guy missed the last line of the post.

    http://deadspin.com/5901413/report-fired-penn-state-president-now-working-on-national-security-project?comment=48825592#comments

    /sorry for not doing the link correctly

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  8. HEY EVERYONE, KENTUCKY JOKES WRITE THEMSELVES! THAT'S WHY WHAT A SILLY LITTLE BUNT DIDN'T BOTHER MAKING A JOKE IN THE MISSPELLED KEY TO THE CITY POST. IT'S LIKE A PERFORMANCE ART.

    http://deadspin.com/5901529/john-calipari-received-the-key-to-the-city-and-the-plaque-has-typos-in-the-words-the-and-its?comment=48834406#comments

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  9. Didn't notice this until just now, but the ninja goatse'd and then banned somebody. That's a bad day.

    link to the thread, but not to the goatse, here.

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  10. That's a quality song choice there, CJ.

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  11. http://deadspin.com/5901600/the-unstoppable-frisbee-trick-shot-menace-has-finally-reached-quebec?comment=48844297#comments

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