Sunday, April 22, 2012

MKM Open Thread (April 22, 2012)

Look, we're all out and about doing other things today, so I'm not gonna put too much effort into this.

It's Sunday. Go relax. Here's a song to help.




23 comments:

  1. The Notorious B.A.L.O.G.April 22, 2012 at 11:15 AM

    Uh, uh, uh, c'mon

    Hah, sicker than your average Balogga
    Twist comments off instinct Baloggins don't think shit stink
    Pink haters, my Deadspin players
    Plus-ones for my hooligans on Deadspin
    Dead right, if they head right, Baloggy there every night
    Baloggy been smooth since days of Daddy Drew
    Never lose, never choose to, fake Rubes who
    do something to us, talk go through us
    Girls Gawk at us, plus-one us, still want us
    Who us? Yeah, Baloggy and _________ (un-uh)
    Flows like Steve_U and Phin, Always Win
    Dare I squeeze three at BarryAP?
    Bang every Baloggins easily, busily
    Recently Baloggins fronting ain't saying nothing
    So I just type my beef, so easily
    Plus-ones come so naturally, I need to be
    Laughin', asking who want it, you got it I'll flaunt it
    That Deadspin bullshit, I'm on it

    Baloggy Baloggy Baloggy can't you see
    Sometimes your jokes are featured for me
    And I just love your funny ways
    Guess that's why they broke, and you're so great

    Baloggy Baloggy Baloggy can't you see
    Sometimes your jokes are featured for me
    And I just love your funny ways
    Guess that's why they broke, and you're so great

    /drops mic

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    1. I fought the balog, and the balog won.

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    2. Captain's Balog Supplemental: Stardate; blah, blah, blah.

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    3. Fantastic

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  2. The strangest (drunkest?) DU!AN comment ever? (I am referring to the final reply to the thread, by 'stickinandmovin') I'm probably exaggerating, but, what the fuck?

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    1. That was fantastic(ly drunk) stream of consciousness. The image of John Lackey emerging from a time machine to isseminate the Red Sox bullpen is topped only by the idea of trading for JJ Reddick.

      Fuck it, I'm promoting it.

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    2. I saw that late last night.

      I had to remind myself I was sober. Holy...shit.

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    3. That is phenomenally bizarre. What team, exactly, does he think he is general managing?

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    4. @Hammerclaw

      The Boston Red Celtics?

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  3. PSA: There are only two COTF spots remaining, thanks to Gamboa.

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    1. Thanks, man. But it's Sunday, so, you know...

      Plus, I couldn't have done it without help from Erik the Red and that Naut guy.

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    2. Well, at least one Ninja saw it, and 11 +1s on a Sunday is like 35 on a weekday.

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    3. 11 +1s on a Sunday is what Jan Van de Velde calls a successful final round!1!1!!

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  4. Where you at Baloggins?! You can't hide forever! You know what? Fuck it. DJ, spin that shit.

    Here we go, here we go..

    I was a terror since Daulerio's era
    Read Mad Bastards, pyramids laughed at, a starred Phintastic
    Plus one'd in my daily routine
    Saw Leitch flee, a young Baloggy on the scene
    I used to get promoted too
    Caught ones like the flu, Ken never knew
    Was starred awhile back, never looked back
    Talkin' smack, killin' DUAN like a heart attack
    And used my click for the mind tricks posting great pics
    Baloggins wants to chat
    But all you wanna know is "Where the Baloggy at?"
    And would he laugh at that?
    If not, I hope my joke don't flop
    But I post my very best past the rest
    'Cause Baloggins is a mess
    It don't take nothin' but frontin'
    For me to start somethin'
    Buggin' and barkin' at Baloggins like I was Kenny huntin'
    Plus one'd out, just me and __________
    Cause all you wanna see is

    Baloggy and Deadspin and
    Baloggy and Deadspin and
    Baloggy and Deadspin and
    Baloggy and Deadspin and
    Baloggy and Deadspin and
    Baloggy and Deadspin and
    Baloggy and Deadspin and
    Baloggy and Deadspin and
    Baloggy and Deadspin and

    /drops mic

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  5. These are amazing. I can't believe I'm just seeing them. I'm flattered, whoever you are.

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    1. I'm talking about Notorious B.A.L.O.G. obviously.

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