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Uh, uh, uh, c'monHah, sicker than your average BaloggaTwist comments off instinct Baloggins don't think shit stinkPink haters, my Deadspin playersPlus-ones for my hooligans on DeadspinDead right, if they head right, Baloggy there every nightBaloggy been smooth since days of Daddy DrewNever lose, never choose to, fake Rubes whodo something to us, talk go through usGirls Gawk at us, plus-one us, still want usWho us? Yeah, Baloggy and _________ (un-uh)Flows like Steve_U and Phin, Always WinDare I squeeze three at BarryAP?Bang every Baloggins easily, busilyRecently Baloggins fronting ain't saying nothingSo I just type my beef, so easilyPlus-ones come so naturally, I need to beLaughin', asking who want it, you got it I'll flaunt itThat Deadspin bullshit, I'm on itBaloggy Baloggy Baloggy can't you seeSometimes your jokes are featured for meAnd I just love your funny waysGuess that's why they broke, and you're so greatBaloggy Baloggy Baloggy can't you seeSometimes your jokes are featured for meAnd I just love your funny waysGuess that's why they broke, and you're so great/drops mic
I fought the balog, and the balog won.
Captain's Balog Supplemental: Stardate; blah, blah, blah.
+a fucking lot
+1 & a standing ovation
The strangest (drunkest?) DU!AN comment ever? (I am referring to the final reply to the thread, by 'stickinandmovin') I'm probably exaggerating, but, what the fuck?
That was fantastic(ly drunk) stream of consciousness. The image of John Lackey emerging from a time machine to isseminate the Red Sox bullpen is topped only by the idea of trading for JJ Reddick. Fuck it, I'm promoting it.
I saw that late last night.I had to remind myself I was sober. Holy...shit.
That is phenomenally bizarre. What team, exactly, does he think he is general managing?
@HammerclawThe Boston Red Celtics?
PSA: There are only two COTF spots remaining, thanks to Gamboa.
Thanks, man. But it's Sunday, so, you know...Plus, I couldn't have done it without help from Erik the Red and that Naut guy.
Well, at least one Ninja saw it, and 11 +1s on a Sunday is like 35 on a weekday.
11 +1s on a Sunday is what Jan Van de Velde calls a successful final round!1!1!!
Where you at Baloggins?! You can't hide forever! You know what? Fuck it. DJ, spin that shit.Here we go, here we go..I was a terror since Daulerio's eraRead Mad Bastards, pyramids laughed at, a starred PhintasticPlus one'd in my daily routineSaw Leitch flee, a young Baloggy on the sceneI used to get promoted tooCaught ones like the flu, Ken never knewWas starred awhile back, never looked backTalkin' smack, killin' DUAN like a heart attackAnd used my click for the mind tricks posting great picsBaloggins wants to chatBut all you wanna know is "Where the Baloggy at?"And would he laugh at that?If not, I hope my joke don't flopBut I post my very best past the rest'Cause Baloggins is a messIt don't take nothin' but frontin' For me to start somethin'Buggin' and barkin' at Baloggins like I was Kenny huntin'Plus one'd out, just me and __________Cause all you wanna see isBaloggy and Deadspin andBaloggy and Deadspin andBaloggy and Deadspin andBaloggy and Deadspin andBaloggy and Deadspin andBaloggy and Deadspin andBaloggy and Deadspin andBaloggy and Deadspin andBaloggy and Deadspin and/drops mic
These are amazing. I can't believe I'm just seeing them. I'm flattered, whoever you are.
I'm talking about Notorious B.A.L.O.G. obviously.