Tuesday, May 15, 2012

MKMOT (May 15, 2012)

Well, we survived our first day together. Actually, we did better than that. I can feel us bonding. Yeah, there was that one testy situation, BUT ENOUGH ABOUT JANCE KRUKSTRONG!!1!!1!!!!

Look, please understand that I'm rooting for you guys. That other site is a favorite of mine too, so we all have a horse in this race. BUT ENOUGH ABOUT SARAH JESSICA PARKER!1!!1!!!

I should probably quit with these shenanigans before I put my foot any further in my mouth. LIKE R-----
I keed, I keed. Are we good? I bet I can make it up to you. I have a particular strategy in mind. I'm going to write 79 more words, then I'm going to post a video that might make you nod your head in agreement with the message I'm trying to convey or maybe just in pure rhythmic bliss. Then, in the space underneath it, you're going to go ahead and get all verbose. I hope that works for you. At the end of the day, or really the beginning, I wanna make you happy.

The thread is open, as is my front door. Come inside, won't you?






4 comments:

  1. REMEMBER THE TIME YOUR GIRLFRIEND ALMOST HAD A FOOT IN HER MOUTH THAT WAS THE LAST TIME SHE HUNG OUT WITH GREG ODEN +1

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  2. Does #insidebaseball not count for editors? Or are the Drew posts just open season on mediocrity? Either way, Mr. Newell needs to let that Johnny Gomes thing go.

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    1. If you think that's #insidebaseball, then you don't understand the concept of #insidebaseball. It's okay to make a reference to other Deadspin posts. Relax.

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  3. Raysism the ElderMay 15, 2012 at 5:58 PM

    This blog is so January.

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