Thursday, May 17, 2012

MKMOT (May 17, 2012)

I saw some activity down there yesterday. Are you guys starting to get it? I sure hope so.

I was starting to get self-conscious. Which is crazy, because I don't need to be liked. Just respected, in the sense that respect is measured by the volume of idiotic "Guy Who" comments. Side note: can we all agree to include a semi-funny pic link if we're going to pull that and expect it to not get removed/reprimanded? Thanks. We'll go over more rules later. Right now, I'm still putting out coffee and cookies for you jerks. Take two, if you'd like. I'm a whore like that.

Hate me? I can live with that. Just address it below. Below this video of questionable relevance and entertainment value, where I give you unlimited space to pine for IMG and whore out your BBQ sauce recipe before 8 PM Eastern. I'm nice like that.

The thread is open, like the mic that encourages hipster poetry.


22 comments:

  1. What I love about this balog is that the editors have all the qualities that make high school girls so wonderful.

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  2. When y'all talk about the best/most missed commenters, Fendi Hotdogbun is never mentioned. If a little more appreciation would be shown, maybe he'd come back you dicks.

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  3. You guys know who was really great, and who I miss the most? OnTheTwelfthNightOfLloydChristmas. That guy was OK.

    I miss no others.

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  4. I haven't attempted to sign in to Deadspin in, like, weeks and weeks. When I tried today, it seemed like the Twitter redirect is malfunctioning. That's totally a sign: God is protecting me from the pinkies.

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    1. But who will protect me from you?

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    2. I think I came up with a similar explanation for my horrible awkwardness around girls in High School.

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    3. I will say this: I have a running list of my favorite comments of the year, so there will at least be one more MBA post before the end of time.

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    4. Please let us know over here when that post is up. And for the love of balogs, don't wait until the end of the year.

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    5. My name will take you to Shitehawk's secret list.

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  5. Pink slime should have a star.

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  6. Sure seems like everyone's breaking out their best jokes in the waning hours of pre-Powwow commenting. So many great jokes in the last few days. I have been laughing an awful lot, so +1s all around.

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    1. Thanks dude, but I'm still not watching your cat while you're on vacation.

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