I was starting to get self-conscious. Which is crazy, because I don't need to be liked. Just respected, in the sense that respect is measured by the volume of idiotic "Guy Who" comments. Side note: can we all agree to include a semi-funny pic link if we're going to pull that and expect it to not get removed/reprimanded? Thanks. We'll go over more rules later. Right now, I'm still putting out coffee and cookies for you jerks. Take two, if you'd like. I'm a whore like that.
Hate me? I can live with that. Just address it below. Below this video of questionable relevance and entertainment value, where I give you unlimited space to pine for IMG and whore out your BBQ sauce recipe before 8 PM Eastern. I'm nice like that.
The thread is open, like the mic that encourages hipster poetry.