Monday, July 30, 2012

MKMOT (July 30, 2012)

Well, the August issue of Guys Named Marv came out. Fucked again!

Bite me Screw you, Albert!!! At least he won't get his panties in a bunch, amirite???

Have you ever been snubbed for a magazine cover? Have you ever read a magazine?? Can you read??? Discuss below this visual interpretation of an audio treat. It's open.


11 comments:

  1. Guy Who Doesn't Protest And Hasn't Accomplished Anything Of NoteJuly 30, 2012 at 12:26 PM

    I get snubbed for the Time Person of the Year article every single year.

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    1. Guy Who Decided How to Treat Commas in Blogger's Sign In CodingJuly 30, 2012 at 12:49 PM

      *Polishes medals*

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    2. Guy Who Decided How to Treat Commas in Bloggers Sign In CodingJuly 30, 2012 at 1:01 PM

      *Throws medals in the fucking garbage*

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  2. HOW DO I KEEP GETTING FUCKED OVER BY PEOPLE???

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    1. Guy Who, Unlike The Moron Behind The Deadspin Pacer of Posts Alias, Is Equipped With Male GenitaliaJuly 30, 2012 at 4:29 PM

      How dare those assholes try to keep up with breaking news at the Olympics! Don't they know that everybody is perfectly satisfied with getting their Olympics coverage painfully late? Nobody ever complains about delayed Olympics coverage anywhere.

      [wanking motion]

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    2. Pacer of Posts was me. I don't know how many of those posts could reasonably be considered "breaking news at the Olympics", but the point is that it is difficult to make jokes when they get swamped immediately afterward.

      That's probably not interesting to you, though, since you save all your awesome testicle jokes for MKM.

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    3. Guy Who Is The REAL Deadspin Pacer Of PostsJuly 30, 2012 at 7:00 PM

      Tell the truth, man... It will set you free.

      Flattered, though.

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  4. I'm having to dismiss more comments than I am making.

    Bummer.

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  5. Is there a way to tell the comment faeries about threads that ought to get deleted? This whole thread of bullshittery is seriously ruining my enjoyment:

    http://deadspin.com/5930153/?comment=51407522

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    1. I'm pretty sure Kinja was developed specifically to promote these types of rousing discussions. You are probably just one of those high and mighty previously starred commenters who thinks he's above debating someone's penis size with the rest of us average commenters. Get over yourself!

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