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I get snubbed for the Time Person of the Year article every single year.
*Throws medals in the fucking garbage*
HOW DO I KEEP GETTING FUCKED OVER BY PEOPLE???
How dare those assholes try to keep up with breaking news at the Olympics! Don't they know that everybody is perfectly satisfied with getting their Olympics coverage painfully late? Nobody ever complains about delayed Olympics coverage anywhere.[wanking motion]
Pacer of Posts was me. I don't know how many of those posts could reasonably be considered "breaking news at the Olympics", but the point is that it is difficult to make jokes when they get swamped immediately afterward. That's probably not interesting to you, though, since you save all your awesome testicle jokes for MKM.
Tell the truth, man... It will set you free.Flattered, though.
I'm having to dismiss more comments than I am making.Bummer.
Is there a way to tell the comment faeries about threads that ought to get deleted? This whole thread of bullshittery is seriously ruining my enjoyment:http://deadspin.com/5930153/?comment=51407522
I'm pretty sure Kinja was developed specifically to promote these types of rousing discussions. You are probably just one of those high and mighty previously starred commenters who thinks he's above debating someone's penis size with the rest of us average commenters. Get over yourself!