Tuesday, September 4, 2012

MKMOT (September 4, 2012)

"Welp, I guess summer's over."

"Time to get back to the grind."

"It was good while it lasted."

Bullshit. I hate those people who throw away summer like a used tampon just because we're on the backside of Labor Day. Is it not still sunny? Is it not still warm? Are you somehow not able to sit on the back porch and have a beer in a t-shirt and shorts?

Yes, fall and all its varied splendor are on the way, followed by the dreaded specter of winter. But they'll get here all on their own, without the need for any rush jobs. In the meantime, tell any negative Nellies you see to shove it down their pie hole, and enjoy what we've got.





Tip from MKMUB Science Corner: used tampons should definitely be disposed of in an appropriate manner.

9 comments:

  1. FIRST, YOU LIBTARDS! I BET YOU THINK IT'S STILL WARM BECAUSE OF "GLOBAL WARMING", HUH?

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  2. Is it not still sunny? Is it not still warm? Are you somehow not able to sit on the back porch and have a beer in a t-shirt and shorts?

    Jesus, time flies. Is it February already?

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    1. Oh, go run up a running tree.

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    2. A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. The priest orders a Shirley Temple. Bartender looks at him funny, then gives him one. The rabbi orders a Roy Rogers. Bartender looks at him funny, then gives him one. The atheist stares at the priest and the rabbi for a minute, then orders a club soda. Bartender looks at him funny, then gives him one.

      The three of them down their drinks and pay. The barteder gives them their change, and as they walk out the door calls to them: "Don't forget fellas, RAYSISM SUCKS!"

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    3. I spent the last five days down in Tampa, and while February may be nice for you, I must say it is pretty goddamn miserable down there right now. Between the heat and the humidity, Christ man, how do you tolerate it?

      I'm assuming everybody down there has accepted living with a perpetual layer of sweat covering themselves at all times.

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    4. @Sgt. H:

      Yeah, there's a certain amount of humidity that we've learned to tolerate. When you're here year-round, you're far more used to it. And you just don't go outside between noon and 6 PM. August is not fun here.

      But if the worst day of my weather calendar is a sunny 93 degree day, I can live with that. I've lived in northern/eastern/midwestern cities, and while I love fall in those climates, the rest of the year pretty much sucks ass.

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  3. Hey guys, hope you've all had a nice Labour Day Weekend. Attempting to get back into the swing of things today, and wouldn't you know, a burner has responded to a joke of mine from the 1st. I leave it here for your enjoyment. Here's hoping I can figure out the hyperlink;

    Jim Tressel Joke

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