Wednesday, September 26, 2012

Top Ten Deadspin Screen Names for Mitt Romney

[Hi all - it's been a while since I've done one of these or really anything, so I thought I'd get back into the swing of things by shamelessly ripping off something I did 8 months ago and you probably long since forgot about.  Tonight, we ponder what Mitt Romney's screen name would be if he commented on Deadspin]

10.  Bryce Harper's Secret Lover

9.  All Over But The ... Well, I Guess It's Just All Over Now

8.  (Warning: pretty much everyone who is poor) Will Leach

7. dont-forget-where-you-came-from-unless-its-a-polygamist-compound-in-mexico-in-which-case-yes-you-should-probably-do-your-best-to-forget-about-it

6.  Walk Off IRS

5.  FAILBOT

4.  SavetoSortofInoffensive

3.  MiserabLDS Shitehawk

2.  Bevraj of Life

1.  Steffi Gaffe

12 comments:

  1. @Raysism

    You're still awake? Just trying to figure a way to interject yourself into that Hammerclaw gem, aren't you?

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  2. Universal Enveloping AlgebraSeptember 27, 2012 at 12:04 AM

    GoldHammer

    AMagicianNamedTheUnitedStatesTaxCode

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    Never Sinning

    Analysis Rube

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  4. Pete Capital Gaines

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  5. How am I just now seeing this? This is hysterical. +1

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