Supposedly this goof was some kind of something in the British Army. I fact checked it! This causes all kinds of conflict for me. Both in terms of my long-standing, undying respect for military men; and my reasonable comfort level with our global allies. Look, he may be a legitimate guy who has some kind of cred in snobby music circles. Most quirky troubadour types who carry around an acoustic guitar and perform under a common man name are. Maybe he's done some good stuff, I don't know. But I'll never find out. You never get a second chance at a first impression, and this guy tortured me with his over and over and over again. I'm afraid it's irreversible.
Why? That's the question this craptastic power(less) ballad has left me tortured by. Why did it become what it did? Why, oh why, did this happen? (seriously, take a long look at that). And why couldn't this have been the other man on the subway?
OK, that may have been a bit much. It's Monday. Pent up HATE. Perhaps you'd like to set a more pleasant tone below. I know we won't be fighting over this one. At least there's that, right? RIGHT???