We've already gotten jiggy with HATE, now let's take it down South. That's right, it's time we revisit the undisputed rap king of
This song has it all. A watered-down, yet still annoying sample and beat, a chorus straight out of Crappy Rhyming 101, and lyrics that would be laughable for those who can laugh while fuming. I'm pretty sure the rest of the song wrote itself once the words "Bentley", "Ay papi", and "Sylvester Stallone" were jotted down. Miami!
I'm still having a hard time believing that this shitty ditty wasn't commissioned by the Miami Heat for arena use only. For if it isn't NBA team local-centric time out music, I don't know what is. It certainly has no place beyond those walls. We get it. Miami is where rappers and other "ballers" go to "pop Cris" and find "Mamis" "in da club"! I believe there might even be some "whips" and "flossing" involved. Stuart Scott and Stephen A. Smith tell me so much with their sly "What Happens In Vegas!1!!1!" style allusions to "South Beach" EVERY FUCKING TIME A SPORTS STORY HAS ANYTHING TO DO WITH MIAMI. Oh, the debauchery! Mortal squares like myself dare imagine!!!
Look, I know Ali told this guy that he's the greatest. BUT THAT'S BECAUSE TATYANA HAS HAD TROUBLE FINDING WORK!1!!1! If you think that joke was bad, click the play icon. Have you ever yearned for Pitbull? You will.