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Tuesday, October 9, 2012
MKMOT/50 Days of HATE- Day 26 (October 9, 2012)
I don't know why I continue to do this every day. It's 90 seconds that I could easily be spending with my toys/figurines. And, somewhat remarkably, they show me more appreciation than you guys do. You might not see it, but trust me, it's there.
It seems like the only thing that ever gets you guys talking is changes to a website. Message received. Knock yourselves out.
Sometimes, these crimes, go slipping through the cracks, but these two, gumshoes, are picking up the slack, no place too big, no place to small, when you need help just call, Ch-ch-ch-chip and Daaaaale's Rescue Rangers.
Oh, come on, guys, I find it cleansing. And really, I'm just glad we finally have a crest. I've been marching under this Iron Maiden t-shirt on a mop for, like, 7 years.
BTW... am I the only one who can't hear the autoplay MIDI song on here?
I was going to put together another terrific post point out how horrible your taste is, but I think you did my job for me with the new redesign. Sorry it took so long to post today, I logged on this morning, saw the changes, and just finally came out of my seizure.
Sometimes, these crimes, go slipping through the cracks,
ReplyDeletebut these two, gumshoes, are picking up the slack,
no place too big, no place to small, when you need help just call,
Ch-ch-ch-chip and Daaaaale's Rescue Rangers.
(feat. Monterrey Jack)
This is the most hideous, unwelcome change I have ever seen in my whole life.
ReplyDeleteThis is amazing!
ReplyDelete- No One
Looks like MBA has a new "this is cool" candidate!
ReplyDeleteYou moved this balog so it's hosted by Geocities?
ReplyDeleteThis Myspace page is sooo kewl!
ReplyDeleteI'm confused. Why isn't my cursor an animated butterfly, or an animated Oden dong?
ReplyDeleteShit, that reminds me. I need only Boris Yeltsin and Alexander III to complete my collection of Russian ruler bobbleheads.
ReplyDeleteI honestly can't decide what's better: the blog redesign, or Marv pretending he doesn't enjoy the video of Beyoncé throwing her puss around. Great stuff.
ReplyDelete+1
ReplyDeleteFinally, I can comment here without feeling the need to GTFO.
ReplyDeleteYES!
DeleteThis is literally, LITERALLY (okay, not literally)* the worst thing I have ever seen.
ReplyDelete*works every time
/high five?
/c'mon, high five!
/. . .
/fuck off
Oh, come on, guys, I find it cleansing. And really, I'm just glad we finally have a crest. I've been marching under this Iron Maiden t-shirt on a mop for, like, 7 years.
ReplyDeleteBTW... am I the only one who can't hear the autoplay MIDI song on here?
This is why I never let my kids play with my stuff.
ReplyDeleteI was going to put together another terrific post point out how horrible your taste is, but I think you did my job for me with the new redesign. Sorry it took so long to post today, I logged on this morning, saw the changes, and just finally came out of my seizure.
ReplyDeleteWait, you're claiming this again???
ReplyDeleteOopsies!!!
You seem like you want some attention, Marv.
ReplyDeleteI DO THIS FOR YOU!
DeleteYOU!!!
Oh, I get it! The joke is, "I am disavowing my desperate attempts at hoovering up attention for myself, because it is clear that they have failed."
ReplyDeleteSO. FUNNY.
1!11!
DeleteSorry. I didn't mean to leave my last comment anonymously.
DeleteA one, and a two...
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