Hey, brahs. Anonymous here. Perhaps you know me from my legendary comments such as this one. You may have seen my work on countless other sites as well, although it's hard to verify because my handle has spawned literally millions of knockoffs. You know, sincerest flattery and all that...
Anyhoo, time for real talk. Can you believe the audacity of this asshole? I mean, at first I thought the redesign must be some kind of joke, but as amazing as it seems, I was wrong. You've got to believe that even this fucko prick wouldn't pull a stunt like this without leaving some kind of subtle clue, and I'm not going to go reading the writeup or anything like that to look for it. So, with that thorough investigation wrapped up, it goes without saying that I am rightfully enraged.
As I mentioned in last night's comment, a blog (Yes, BLOG. I refuse to say that stupid fucking Hungarian version or whatever it is) is the LAST place people go to seek attention-hungry writers and their self-amusing jokes. Especially this one. I mean, the guy is always holding himself out to be some prize-worthy scribe who tackles the most complex of societal issues, so I keep coming here expecting to see it, only to have my day completely ruined. Well, last night, I finally couldn't take it anymore. And if I don't see some change in the next 8-12 months or so, I'm going to have to seriously think about pondering whether or not I might want to stop coming around and offering my insights. And if that's not enough to shut this place down, I suggest you all do the same.
Blogger is widely known as a vehicle for journalistic selflessness. Believe me, they're not all like this guy. Most of them could give a shit about key-stroking their own egos, and all but whore themselves out for the commenters. Some might even let US provide the real content, and make no bones about it. Can you imagine this dickbag being that deferential, or like, interacting with us in the comments like most bloggers do? Gasp! Man, that's like imagining a black president. Or life without my checkbook. Or the touch of a woman. No comprendo, muchacho!
I know I'm not the only one who understands the gravity of what goes on here on a daily basis, and who took a completely rational degree of personal offense to yesterday's tiresome tomfoolery. This is NOT the blog I pay every month to subscribe to. Let's be the change. Join me, Anonymous, in this important mission below. Appropriately for the venue, this is no laughing matter. This is MY thread. And it's open.