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Thursday, October 11, 2012
MKMOT/50 Days of HATE- Day 28 (October 11, 2012)
Here's a design that undoes most of the incredibly offensive joke I made to unsuccessfully make a point. Here's a song I HATE. Here's a space underneath it where people used to talk about stuff. It's open.
I wandered over here from Twitter and I have some questions. 1) Seriously, Oakland, are we doing this? 2) Fun. Are they a real band? 3) What happened to Deadspin? 4) Why hasn't anyone picked me up? I play infield good.
It's like ska, but given a nearly fatal dose of barbiturates. In a perfect world, members of The (English) Beat would be allowed to kill the head UB40 assclown. Was nothing they did not a cover? I only ask because the radio station my 9th grade bus was tuned to seemed to play Red Red Wine (Neil Diamond) every goddamn day.
There's times you wanna shake yourself there's nights you wanna yell for help
You can fly when you're standing still There's nothing wrong with raising some hell Tonight we're gonna raise it
Don't fight it Don't fight it Don't fight it It'll do your heart so good Don't fight it Don't fight it Don't fight it Don't fight it It'll do your heart so
Do what Mama do Do what Daddy do When you gonna make up your mind? You can run but love will find you Ready or not here it comes
CUM ON BAY-LOG *clap clap clap-clap-clap* CUM ON BAY-LOG *clap clap clap-clap-clap* CUM ON BAY-LOG *clap clap clap-clap-clap* CUM ON BAY-LOG *clap clap clap-clap-clap*
So now that HFTE is regularly putting up content and seems like a legitimate place to stop by, I have a question. You would pronounce HFTE as 'Hefty,' right? I just want to know so the next time I run into any you people in real life I can refer to correctly...
Also, what is the correct way to pronounce the Avett Brothers?
I wandered over here from Twitter and I have some questions.
ReplyDelete1) Seriously, Oakland, are we doing this?
2) Fun. Are they a real band?
3) What happened to Deadspin?
4) Why hasn't anyone picked me up? I play infield good.
Sorry Marv. I know this song is terrible, and a cover to boot, but it's got a special place in my heart*. No hate from me.
ReplyDelete* was playing when I discovered I was deaf
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DeleteIt's like ska, but given a nearly fatal dose of barbiturates. In a perfect world, members of The (English) Beat would be allowed to kill the head UB40 assclown. Was nothing they did not a cover? I only ask because the radio station my 9th grade bus was tuned to seemed to play Red Red Wine (Neil Diamond) every goddamn day.
ReplyDelete/shoots self
ReplyDelete/slow claps
ReplyDelete//claps slightly faster
Delete/joins in
DeleteThere's times you wanna shake yourself
Deletethere's nights you wanna yell for help
You can fly when you're standing still
There's nothing wrong with raising some hell
Tonight we're gonna raise it
Don't fight it
Don't fight it
Don't fight it
It'll do your heart so good
Don't fight it
Don't fight it
Don't fight it
Don't fight it
It'll do your heart so
Do what Mama do
Do what Daddy do
When you gonna make up your mind?
You can run but love will find you
Ready or not here it comes
Pardon the lardon my hardon.
ReplyDeleteCUM ON BAY-LOG
ReplyDelete*clap clap clap-clap-clap*
CUM ON BAY-LOG
*clap clap clap-clap-clap*
CUM ON BAY-LOG
*clap clap clap-clap-clap*
CUM ON BAY-LOG
*clap clap clap-clap-clap*
I always thought it was BAA-LOG, like the noise a sheep makes and the word "log".
ReplyDeleteWhich is just way, way better than any of the other options.
[hangs head in shame]
Delete[blows a ram]
Suicide is NOT the solution, guys. It just isn't.
ReplyDeleteSo now that HFTE is regularly putting up content and seems like a legitimate place to stop by, I have a question. You would pronounce HFTE as 'Hefty,' right? I just want to know so the next time I run into any you people in real life I can refer to correctly...
ReplyDeleteAlso, what is the correct way to pronounce the Avett Brothers?
Yeah, I think 'Hefty' is a good way to go. That's what I've been using whenever I talk to myself about it.
DeleteAs for the Avett Brothers, I have absolutely no clue.
Talkin bout our blog, brother.
Deletehttp://www.headingfortheexits.com/
I've been pronouncing it, "Unreadable dogshit", but feel free to use whatever works.
You guys started a blog? And you're promoting it here? Dastardly!
DeleteI'm just answering questions, man. I'm just answering questions.
DeleteWhile I'm thinking about it, for more questions and answers, head on over to http://www.headingfortheexits.com