The preparation of the perfect All Over But The Sharting comment begins with a surname of more than seven letters, preferably of Southern Italian origin. Blend the surname gently with a dollop of traditional Italian cuisine names and two sets of HTML italics tags. Toss liberally with a standard list of Italian food ingredients, the TV Guide description of tonight's episode of Top Chef, and heavy cream. Sprinkle lightly with Olive Garden references. The joke should then be cooked longer than necessary until the humor forms a thick black crust that flakes off with the slightest touch. For presentation, the joke should then be placed to the side while a random new character is introduced to commit some act of violence or desecration against the protagonist. Season with whiskey to taste, or until the audience finds it amusing. Fin.
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