The name's Skeevy. Marv, if you'd like. You don't know me, but you do know CJ, and I know (one version of) CJ really, really, well. So what say we do each other a favor and employ the transitive property or some similar balogarithm and be friends? We don't have to be "besties" or anything, but we can at least tolerate each other, no? Because if there's one thing that this here balog is known for, it's tolerance. And not just because you all pound Zima so prodigiously.That's strictly coincidental.
I know it's hard to get used to new faces. Especially if you're Charla Nash!1!! But there's no need to fret. I suspect that we'll still see CJ. And maybe even IronMike. He's a busy guy, so I'm happy to help, but I want to publicly state that this will always be his baby. I know this, because it was left for me inside of a semen-stained boxing glove on my doorstep. Looking a bit malnourished, if I must say. So let's nurse her back to health, on the fruitful teats of our collective bitchtits.
Whether you're fearful of change or excited by it, the important thing here is that reports of the balog's death have been greatly exaggerated. It was just the balog's "friend" Mark, with another one of his distasteful pranks. To be honest, that guy is kind of a dick. He plays with rifles, and takes his shirt off in bars and stuff. Plus, he thinks Friends is funny. Could he be any more insufferable??? [raucous laugh track] But I digress.
I could spend all day trying to garner your approval with words, but I've got a better idea. I'm going to post a video that is both relevant and enjoyable. Below that, there will be a space. In this space, you are going to engage in all kinds of chatter, ranging from powerfully poignant to the epitome of tomfoolery. Much of it may even be in some way connected to that other site where we tend to bump into each other. Does that sound like something you might be interested in???
I hope so, because the thread is open, like the bar at any civilized wedding.
