MKMOT (August 23, 2012)

Oh, you guys. You just can't be nice to each other, can you? I don't even understand what you're fighting about/getting offended by half the time. Lest you call me a hypocrite, I haven't changed my stance on controversy, it's just been more baffling than titillating lately. Almost seems manufactured. I miss the days when this place had a more authentic and interesting brand of petty hatred.

I'm going to pull out an old Mama Skeevs trick and make you guys write 3 nice things about the target of your disdain. Hopefully this will give you some perspective and appreciation for one another. I know it's not easy, but as your fearless leader by example, I'll show that it can be done by going first.

IronMikeGallego:

1. He perfectly centers his luxury car in our lot's only handicapped spot, making it easy for me to walk through the narrow space between it and the statue of him while carrying in his breakfast every morning.
2. He always has the same smile on his face, whether he's refusing my time off request or denying my expense report.
3. The adorable way he does that cute little bit where he "retires".

See? It's not that hard to play nice. Try it below. There's s'mores. It's open.