An MKM Top Ten List (George W. Bush Screennames)

I think we all know that if George W. Bush read Deadspin, his favorite feature would be Drunken Hookup Failures.  But what name would he use if he decided to comment?  Here are ten possibilities. 

George W. Bush Top Ten Deadspin Screennames

10. Lionel Osbornagain

9.   PrezHilton

8.  Bring Back Anthony Weiner

7.  dont-forget-where-you-came-from-but-on-tv-pretend-its-texas-and-not-maine-because-that-makes-you-sound-like-some-sort-of-pussy-you-damned-sissy-boy-cheerleader

6.  Ash Ur, Texan

5.  UnscientificMapp

4.  Sponsored By G8

3.  GeorgieDrinky

2.  Unitas, not a divider

1.  WhynotstartUnilateralconflictseveryday