Friday, January 27, 2012

An MKM Top Ten List (George W. Bush Screennames)

I think we all know that if George W. Bush read Deadspin, his favorite feature would be Drunken Hookup Failures.  But what name would he use if he decided to comment?  Here are ten possibilities. 

George W. Bush Top Ten Deadspin Screennames

10. Lionel Osbornagain
9.   PrezHilton
8.  Bring Back Anthony Weiner
7.  dont-forget-where-you-came-from-but-on-tv-pretend-its-texas-and-not-maine-because-that-makes-you-sound-like-some-sort-of-pussy-you-damned-sissy-boy-cheerleader
6.  Ash Ur, Texan
5.  UnscientificMapp
4.  Sponsored By G8
3.  GeorgieDrinky
2.  Unitas, not a divider
1.  WhynotstartUnilateralconflictseveryday

2 comments:

  1. #1 absolutely slayed me.

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  2. Bring Back Anthony WeinerJanuary 27, 2012 at 10:15 PM

    +1000 points of light, IMG...very funny.

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