Friday, January 27, 2012

An MKM Top Ten List (George W. Bush Screennames)

I think we all know that if George W. Bush read Deadspin, his favorite feature would be Drunken Hookup Failures.  But what name would he use if he decided to comment?  Here are ten possibilities. 

George W. Bush Top Ten Deadspin Screennames

10. Lionel Osbornagain
9.   PrezHilton
8.  Bring Back Anthony Weiner
7.  dont-forget-where-you-came-from-but-on-tv-pretend-its-texas-and-not-maine-because-that-makes-you-sound-like-some-sort-of-pussy-you-damned-sissy-boy-cheerleader
6.  Ash Ur, Texan
5.  UnscientificMapp
4.  Sponsored By G8
3.  GeorgieDrinky
2.  Unitas, not a divider
1.  WhynotstartUnilateralconflictseveryday

3 comments:

  1. #1 absolutely slayed me.

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  2. Bring Back Anthony WeinerJanuary 27, 2012 at 10:15 PM

    +1000 points of light, IMG...very funny.

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  3. IF OBUMMER WAS ON DEADSPIN HIS HANDLES WOULD BE

    KIM DONG IL
    GOEBBELS AND BITS
    STALIN DON'T LIE
    HITLER
    SOCIALISM-ISM
    SCREEN CLASS WARFARE
    WEISMAN BLOW ME
    BO KNOWS (WHAT'S BEST FOR YOU BECAUSE HE'S AN ELITIST FUCK)

    GOD BLESS GEORGE W. BUSH AND GOD BLESS THIS COUNTRY

    GOD BLESS GEORGE W. BUSH AND GOD BLESS

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