Goooood morning, everyone. Hey, it's Friday, and man has it been a long week for some of us. But it only gets worse now, because the fucking Hunger Games movie is out, which means there is now going to be pressure on me to finish that horrible book. I think I'm going to turn it into a game where I have a drink every time the author uses hackneyed prose to make a trite point in a nonsensical story line. I should make it through about a paragraph before I empty my handle.
Anyway, that's still a few hours away. For now, be funny, and don't be unfunny. Here's a Youtube clip to get you started.