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Friday, July 13, 2012
MKMOTMBAROUNDTHREADOPENBASTARD (July 13, 2012)
If I imitate a guy on a blog and then a guy on a balog does an imitation of my imitation of that guy on a blog, who then himself imitates what we do on this balog, I am the one receiving the sincerest form of flattery, right?
I choose to think so. But I hate that phrase anyway. I can't imagine that flattery peaks with being part of Frank Caliendo's act.
Keep jerking each other off below. No facials, please. Here's the soundtrack. It's open.
Ever go to a party that you thought all your friends were going to but it turns out they found out at the last minute that there was another party being thrown by some dude everybody knew but hadn't seen for like a few months because he'd been out of the country and everybody thought it was the peace corp but really he was just in Italy on the dime of his cool uncle who had money to burn and wanted to give him a graduation present and you didn't know him well enough to just crash his party without an invite which you didn't get because you never really talked to the guy other than that project in English class that you didn't do too well on and you blamed him chatting with all the hot chicks in class for the bad grade but its really becasue of your own problems self-motivating which you don't want to admit to yourself so anyway you go to the lame party and it's just you and this one dude who you didn't know drank and he was in your science class and a nice enough dude who used to download porn on his TI86 and showed it to you a little bit too much during class and you end up playing asshole with him and his ugly girlfriend who you know the only reason this guy is with her is because she puts out and really c'mon dude who else is gonna bang him and he drinks way too much because he's trying to be cool a little too desparetely and while he's passed out in the bushes you get a blowie from ugly chick in the bathroom so that's pretty cool but still kind of lame since she's pretty ugly and really you just feel bad for porn-calculator dude that his girlfriend is cheating on him with you so you have about 14 more Coors Lights and then head out and wrap your car around a pole and kill yourself?
Anyone else not getting any deadspin notifications?
ReplyDeleteYes.
DeleteI finally figured it out. When you're jokes get more than 15 responses, the notifications reset to 0.
DeleteKinja showing my own comments first is like rubbing my nose in my bad jokes, right? I can't tell if I like that feature.
ReplyDeleteI haven't gotten any notifications at all. But then again I think I have to write something funny first
ReplyDeleteEver go to a party that you thought all your friends were going to but it turns out they found out at the last minute that there was another party being thrown by some dude everybody knew but hadn't seen for like a few months because he'd been out of the country and everybody thought it was the peace corp but really he was just in Italy on the dime of his cool uncle who had money to burn and wanted to give him a graduation present and you didn't know him well enough to just crash his party without an invite which you didn't get because you never really talked to the guy other than that project in English class that you didn't do too well on and you blamed him chatting with all the hot chicks in class for the bad grade but its really becasue of your own problems self-motivating which you don't want to admit to yourself so anyway you go to the lame party and it's just you and this one dude who you didn't know drank and he was in your science class and a nice enough dude who used to download porn on his TI86 and showed it to you a little bit too much during class and you end up playing asshole with him and his ugly girlfriend who you know the only reason this guy is with her is because she puts out and really c'mon dude who else is gonna bang him and he drinks way too much because he's trying to be cool a little too desparetely and while he's passed out in the bushes you get a blowie from ugly chick in the bathroom so that's pretty cool but still kind of lame since she's pretty ugly and really you just feel bad for porn-calculator dude that his girlfriend is cheating on him with you so you have about 14 more Coors Lights and then head out and wrap your car around a pole and kill yourself?
ReplyDeleteHeh. Came here first, thought, "Okay, that's random". Then I wandered over to Deadspin. Ergo, +1.
DeleteThat Doink The Clown story is fucking hilarious. I hope that feature never, ever ends.
ReplyDeleteEnding every single one with a Virgil story just kills me. Always.
DeleteIt's not a joke, but I can't applaud this comment from Erg enough. The mental imagery is just perfect.
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