MKMOTMBAROUNDTHREADOPENBASTARD (July 13, 2012)

If I imitate a guy on a blog and then a guy on a balog does an imitation of my imitation of that guy on a blog, who then himself imitates what we do on this balog, I am the one receiving the sincerest form of flattery, right?

I choose to think so. But I hate that phrase anyway. I can't imagine that flattery peaks with being part of Frank Caliendo's act.

Keep jerking each other off below. No facials, please. Here's the soundtrack. It's open.

Wednesday's Roundup

Sorry this is late. Some duds and favorites from Wednesday's comments:

Duds-

This mo-ron doesn't even know how to top a pizza. I bet he's equally inept at "topping" women, amirite???

And this hipster always burns his mouth on his hot dog because he takes a bite before it's cool. I'm not sure if that Affliction shirt will go with your capri pants, guy, but obviously you're more concerned with smelling your own farts than your attire. I'll give you that.

Favorites-


A few beacons of integrity showed up to guide this ship back to shore.

Our favorite judge came down with another level-headed, authoritative decision. This guy is a treasure, and we are lucky to have him until the Supreme food court calls him up, which is inevitable. Erection, sustained.

This renegade took two bold stances in once comment. That's good hustle. He knows both what to put on his hot dog and what not to put on his back. The even more impressive part is that he has such little time to eat or be clothed because he is constantly busy pleasing beautiful women who thank him for his service. Encased meat, indeed.

There you have it. Now get off my back, Gallego. As much as I'm flattered by your interest, the roundups will happen when I MAKE them happen. And sign that FUCKING expense report! There are plenty of other balogs that would love to have me, you know. Maybe even some (gasp) blogs, too.

Gettysbalog Address

So, we here at the balog pooled all of our funds together and brought in one of those fancy balog-consulting firms to advise us about life after IMG. The results were not what we had hoped for.

The first 17 pages of their report contained nothing more than empty feedback such as "You guys should really get a life", "Don't you people have anything better to do?", and "When was the last time you felt the loving touch of a woman?" We failed to see how any of this was relevant.

However, page 18, simply labeled "Plan B", contained one, simple, 5-word phrase: "See pages 1 through 17."

So, it was during a seemingly endless game of Tic-Tac-Toe (I eventually won) on the reverse side of said page that we came to the following conclusions- (1) Top left is the best place for the first "O", and (2) we need to reorganize.

Sometime in the days to come, we will be introducing some new editors. Instead of the notoriously schizophrenic CJ, who may still appear from time to time, you can expect to see some new faces, with their own, unique psychological disorders. All of whom are committed to upholding the unquestionable "balog integrity" that you have come to expect from IronMikeGallego and his band of buffoons.

Until then, use the space below to type entertaining things about things from that other site that may or may not be equally entertaining. Or whatever else may strike your pretty little fancies. And rest assured that this will remain the world wide net's premier balog for making "Guy Who" comments about comments on another site where you use different fake names. We would never take that away from you.

Enjoy this video, but don't you dare cut the clownin'. The thread is open, like your minds to this change.

Mildly Unhinged Letter To The Editor- A Legend Weighs In On The Balog???

Look, I gotta be honest. I don't get this guy at all, and I'm not sure what he was trying to say with this video I found in my Inbox from a Kenneth Clark Baloggins. And he's been a "star" for a long time, so this here balog is going to give him a voice. A sweet, syrupy voice.

So make of this what you will, but I think it's pro-balog. To be continued.... Or not.