Welcome back, internet strangers. I hope your Bastille Day celebrations weren't so extravagant that you can't manage to drag your sorry asses to the office and pretend to work. This country isn't just gonna run itself, you know.
So consider the thread, like your creepy social studies teacher's fly, open. Do what you do below.
This is an odd time to tell us that Marv Skeevy is PARS.
ReplyDeleteThat's a nice change of pace, since every other editor is sub-PARS!
Delete[chuckle]
Delete[Laughing so hard he vomits onto keyboard]
DeleteSo, Marv, you gettin' laid these days?
Hey, replies are working again!
ReplyDeleteThey were screwed up for everybody else, right?
Yeah, I just got all my notifications from the past few days at once. Man, I'll never see a number that high next to my username again! In fact, as a speaker of a primitive tribal language, I don't even have a word for what comes after 3, anyway.
DeleteI'd prefer to believe that exactly 100 of you woke up this morning, rushed to your computer, simultaneously laughed heartily at my jokes from the last three days, and gave me a +1.
DeleteIs Kinja working for you all? Not sure if it's me or what.
ReplyDeleteNeither the comments nor my profile are loading. Guessing that maybe they're tweaking Kinja?
DeleteYeah, it's acting up today. I had some difficulties posting and editing a few minutes ago.
DeleteGreat song choice, CJ. [impales self with crowbar]
ReplyDeleteSorry, but the farmer's market was fresh out of Korn.
DeleteI just don't see why there's so much angst about the music choices around here.
ReplyDelete^^^ My favorite REM song
DeleteGoddamn, I miss the Ninjas. http://deadspin.com/5926515/?comment=51027086
ReplyDeleteYeah well we miss you commenting more frequently, so pitch THAT tent.
DeleteNo, stay away!
DeleteFirst of all, I saw Ray's ESPN Lynn Hoppes burn the other day and it was magnificent. Secondly, I'm glad that the funny is still around at Deadspin despite the ongoing Kinja travesty and I'm happy to pop in for a few minutes (and maybe a comment or two) when I can. Keep it up, brahs. (That's not a shout out to Cobra.brah, just a cool word that I use because I'm young and hip.)
Delete"Keep it up, brahs."
DeleteMaybe if she'd paid more attention to the road, Jayne Mansfield would still be with us.