Monday, July 16, 2012

MKMOT (July 16, 2012)

Welcome back, internet strangers. I hope your Bastille Day celebrations weren't so extravagant that you can't manage to drag your sorry asses to the office and pretend to work. This country isn't just gonna run itself, you know. 

So consider the thread, like your creepy social studies teacher's fly, open. Do what you do below. 


Programming note: Today's clip is by special request from Skeevy. I don't know why he couldn't just go listen to this on his ipod, but whatever. We're here to serve.

20 comments:

  1. This is an odd time to tell us that Marv Skeevy is PARS.

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    1. That's a nice change of pace, since every other editor is sub-PARS!

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    2. [Laughing so hard he vomits onto keyboard]

      So, Marv, you gettin' laid these days?

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  2. Hey, replies are working again!


    They were screwed up for everybody else, right?

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    1. Universal Enveloping AlgebraJuly 16, 2012 at 9:43 AM

      Yeah, I just got all my notifications from the past few days at once. Man, I'll never see a number that high next to my username again! In fact, as a speaker of a primitive tribal language, I don't even have a word for what comes after 3, anyway.

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    2. I'd prefer to believe that exactly 100 of you woke up this morning, rushed to your computer, simultaneously laughed heartily at my jokes from the last three days, and gave me a +1.

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  3. Is Kinja working for you all? Not sure if it's me or what.

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    1. Neither the comments nor my profile are loading. Guessing that maybe they're tweaking Kinja?

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    2. Yeah, it's acting up today. I had some difficulties posting and editing a few minutes ago.

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  4. Great song choice, CJ. [impales self with crowbar]

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    1. Sorry, but the farmer's market was fresh out of Korn.

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    1. ^^^ My favorite REM song

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  6. Goddamn, I miss the Ninjas. http://deadspin.com/5926515/?comment=51027086

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    1. Yeah well we miss you commenting more frequently, so pitch THAT tent.

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    2. Raysism Who Is a Guy Who Looks That Much Funnier When TDK Is Not Around to Form a Basis For ComparisonJuly 16, 2012 at 9:58 PM

      No, stay away!

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    3. Guy Who Is TDK and Wishes He Could Be Around To Comment MoreJuly 16, 2012 at 10:34 PM

      First of all, I saw Ray's ESPN Lynn Hoppes burn the other day and it was magnificent. Secondly, I'm glad that the funny is still around at Deadspin despite the ongoing Kinja travesty and I'm happy to pop in for a few minutes (and maybe a comment or two) when I can. Keep it up, brahs. (That's not a shout out to Cobra.brah, just a cool word that I use because I'm young and hip.)

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    4. "Keep it up, brahs."

      Maybe if she'd paid more attention to the road, Jayne Mansfield would still be with us.

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