Wednesday, October 17, 2012

MKMOT/50 Days of HATE- Day 33 (October 17, 2012)

Last night I watched the USMNT and the ALCS. During commercials, I switched to UL-Lafayette at North Texas. This is how much I value politics. Does this make me a bad citizen? I did switch over to that bitchfest for about 90 seconds, during which I heard nothing but the indecipherable gibberish of two dick-swinging suits and an in-over-her-head woman trying to talk over each other. Democracy! If I wanted to hear three people trying to talk at the same time, I'd just watch an interview with Carrie Fisher, amirite???

Since we're talking about a lack of interest in debates, I might as well run with the theme. For this one surely needs no moderators, interactive polls, or equal time provisions. HATE takes it in a landslide. But hey, we can still talk about the issues. I mean, everyone's watching, and they gave me a key to this beautiful Town Hall. Might as well head inside. 

It's open.






27 comments:

  1. This song isn’t even worth the time. You have obviously lost steam and are just going for shock value at this point. Everyone LOVES this song. I’d rather turn my attention to something more important. After conquering comedy, Tyler Perry is finally showing his range and taking on a more serious role in “Alex Cross”. Is there anything Tyler can’t do? I for one can’t wait! At the least there something to tide me over until the next Madea.

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  2. I'm sure some people are sick of the KINJA!!1! bashing, but it will never get old to me. For instance, where there used to be jokes, now we get multiple people calling each dumbfucks becauseDERP, YOUR READING COMPRENSION SUCKS, DERP!

    But hey, 49 comments is great, right Denton?

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    1. I agree with Drew, it's every company's responsibility to retain the services of any athlete who ever signed a contract with them until they reach at least the age of 80.

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    2. Who doesn't love some manufactured outrage? It's Wednesday and there's not a lot going on, so let's scream at Nike for dumping Armstrong now, instead of when there was just rumors!

      P.S. Check out my sweet shirt and play "Where's Emo?" with this picture.

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  3. Once again Marv, I can't board your hate-train. I've got nothing but love for Meatloaf, and this song. Heck, I even like the Celine Dion version of this song. Does that make me a bad person?

    Yes. Yes it does.

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    1. I think I'll just stay out of your way here.

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    2. Echo's back to back comments here might be the greatest thing I've ever read on this site. Suck it, Skeevs.

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    3. If only we could knock out days 24-38 by hating on every single goddamn cloying, annoying song in The Rocky Horror Picture Show. And any Queen song about fairy kings.

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    4. Queen is great and that's a good song, and that's all there is to it.

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    5. I heard that Brian May doctored in astrophysics in order to construct a time machine to author a timeline in which all Dungeons and Dragons Renaissance Feair bullshit was excised from his catalog.

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    6. I'll give you the Rocky Horror hate, but leave Queen out of this!

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    7. The Rocky Horror Picture Show sucks. It's the freaks in the audience that make "watching" it enjoyable.

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  4. I can't hate this song, but that's only because I haven't heard it since 1994.

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  5. At 3:00 p.m. EDT MKM will have former Deadspin Ninja Hugh Sless for a live Q&A, get your questions ready!

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    1. Hey guys! Thanks for having me. Fire away, I have all day.

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    2. Cheer up, fat ninja... licking envelopes can be fun! All you have to do is make a game of it.

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    3. Great question Eric! Unfortunately my employer won't let me answer that question. As you can see I'm caught up in a lot of red tape.

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  6. Hi Hugh,

    So, when you read through the comments, do you find yourself cutting your arms and legs, throwing things at the walls, or punching yourself in the face? Also, which editor would you say stole your lunch the most often?

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    1. Hey Mitch! They tell us not to read the comments anymore as they assure us it will moderate itself. From what I've been told it's working! As for the whole lunch thing, I wouldn't be able to answer as we are not allowed lunch breaks, "Page clicks don't take lunch breaks, neither should you!"

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    2. Quick follow up...do you now spend your days roaming the internet looking for comment sections in desperate need of moderation, or do you simply read through Yahoo (or Deadspin for that matter) and pretend to kill commenters?

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  7. Okay fellas. Be honest. TRUTH-A-LOOP: annoying, meh, or amusing?

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    1. I would find the comments more engaging if we had a "libtard" nemesis for TRUTH-A-LOOP. I think you need a pro wrestling dynamic with the adversary combatting you with some Leitch-like prose.

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  8. I liked how it attracted the clueless.

    So yeah, amusing.

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    1. Use a link, dumbass.

      Anyway, here's something I wrote for our site that has something to do with Deadspin comments, thought you might like it or hate it.

      My thing

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