I don't understand this at all, but I'll kowtow for a day nonetheless. I have plenty of selections that need little to no explanation, so this seems like a good time to play one of those cards. All I have to say about this abomination is that I haven't ruled out the possibility that Jam Master Jay, Biggie, Pac, ODB, Guru, and Big L all offed themselves simply to have the opportunity to roll over in their respective graves over it.
There you have it. A selection that surely requires no further discussion. Today, you win. It's open.