Tuesday, September 11, 2012

MKMOT/50 Days of HATE- Day 2 (September 11, 2012)

However inexplicable, it seems that some of you are threatened and/or offended by the current theme, despite the fact that I couldn't have made it more clear that it does not represent any sort of restriction on your comment topics.

I don't understand this at all, but I'll kowtow for a day nonetheless. I have plenty of selections that need little to no explanation, so this seems like a good time to play one of those cards. All I have to say about this abomination is that I haven't ruled out the possibility that Jam Master Jay, Biggie, Pac, ODB, Guru, and Big L all offed themselves simply to have the opportunity to roll over in their respective graves over it.

There you have it. A selection that surely requires no further discussion. Today, you win. It's open.


36 comments:

  1. I know you're looking for song hate, Skeevs, but I'm starting the morning with love.

    Here's a remix of Paul's Boutique. New songs sampled, samples of Beastie Boys interviews...pretty freakin' awesome.

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    1. I'm only looking for comments about anything.

      Besides,if you really think I thought we were going to make it more than 2 days without you guys tugging each other to the Beastie Boys, I'm insulted by your underestimation of my intelligence.

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  2. Favorite Beastie Boys song about tugging each other to the Beastie Boys?

    This or this?

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  3. First off, NEVER FORGET. It was unbelieveble how the world felt after the towers felland it's crazy to think it was 11 years ago when it happened.

    THAT SAID

    Check out @80Want and @boring_as_heck's timelines this morning. They went out and found all of the rediculous 9/11 twitter fail. From the always entertaining What's 9/11? to the date fail We Will Never Forget 9-11-04 it's a cavalcade of just awfulness.

    Now this is the part where I'm supposed to weep for the youth and say something like how sad it is that these people don't know what 9/11 is, but then I think that these are the same people who make The Big Bang Theory a hit and make Nickelback relevant and keep Applebees in business. It's the fact that people like this can exist and that we can ridicule that makes me proud to be an American. No bullshit. The fact that 11 years after it looked like this country might never be the same, somebody on twitter can retweet

    this

    followed by

    this

    makes me love America all the much more. USA. Never Forget.

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    1. The evidence in the case of me never joining Twitter just keeps mounting.

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    2. I love that the 9/11/04 guy corrected himself in a later tweet, but refuses to take down the first one. He's owning his mistake.

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    3. The youth only keep Applebee's in business because they're allowed to sit in the bar area (hi-top tables only) and pretend they're doing "grown-up" things like going out to a bar. That's also why they infest Starbucks, ordering lattes and whatnot.

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    4. I thought the saying was "American as baseball and Applebees." What's the big deal?

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  4. Great picks today, Marv.

    Can I nominate this?

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    1. Yeah, WWYT is so fucking bad. And to think people liked the Ying-Yang Twins at one time.

      Also, you know Laffy Taffy refers to a girl standing up after a guy cums inside of her and shaking it out, right? I wish I were kidding. ENJOY YOUR MORNING!

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    2. @IMG

      Oh, absolutely. Today's selection is really just a representation of an entire genre of something I don't know what to call that could have just as easily been covered by yours. Just awful, awful noise.

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    3. @IMG

      One would have preferred that you not, because...

      @UweBollocks

      I have said that I always like learning new things. I won't be saying that any more.

      @Marv

      This hate could end up lasting way past 50 days.

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    4. It's going to be a long 50 days for you, erg.

      I'll see if I can drum up some hate for the Everly Brothers or something, because, you know, fuck those guys.

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    5. @Marv

      Be wary. There are some samples in a DUAN thread that could make you regret every decision you made in life that brought you to this point. I got Pat Boone singing Tutti' Frutti and Long Tall Sally, I got Paul Anka who is an evil, evil man. I will give you the 1910 Fruitgum Company. The Four Preps will draw you in the then force your brain of your ears with smarmishnes. And then there's country. Don't make me use country. You wouldn't like me if I used country.

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  5. @ Raysism, wherever you are.

    You were complaining about the music thing yesterday, yet I remembered that a few days you randomly linked to a few songs from your high school days. WTF?

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  6. Guy Who Is Looking Directly At PhinSeptember 11, 2012 at 12:28 PM

    He's right behind you, making the universal blow job gesture.

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  7. Hey guys, I know it's been awhile. Just pacing out my appearances. Meta-training!

    Anyway, great job with the lunch block. Let it breathe, then hit 'em rapid fire in the 5 o'clock hour. Just like we discussed at orientation.

    Don't forget to grab the new pamphlet on flextime options on your way out.

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  8. Hey fellas. Happy to say my knee surgery was a success. The doc didn't like the quality of the cadaver grafts so we went with taking a chunk of my hamstring tendon instead. Should be better long term prospects although it means my short-term pain levels and early rehab will be pretty rough.

    That being said, the three day pain pump feeding in a hip catheter and dumping painkillers automatically on my femoral nerve, the oxycodon, and the Toradol are doing a pretty decent job of mostly staying on top of the pain. Although I'm stuck on the couch with my leg elevated for pretty much the next five days.

    But Toradol. Oh good lord the Toradol. I didn't realize NSAIDs existed for severe pain but my god does it do the trick. Significantly stronger than the oxycodon.

    And thanks to those who chatted with me on Twitter. That conversation happened in the surgery recovery area while I was still strongly under the anesthesia. I didn't even remember those until I saw them later. Pretty happy to learn my blacked-out knee-jerk reflex is to take a shot at Raysism.

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    1. So does that mean we can assume Phintastic is perpetually anesthetized?

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    2. Call it whatever you want.

      /takes 2 vicodin washed down with vodka

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    3. I had all the cartilage removed from my left knee around 30 years ago one morning. That afternoon this gret big fella shows up at my bed and informs me we're going to walk down the hallway. I gauged this walking mountain and instantly knew why he has been sent. By the time I sat up on the side of the bed with my legs hanging down I was completely drenched in sweat. The walk itself wasn't bad at all. It was that first sitting up and the anticipation of pain that never occurred that put me in that sweat. DO THE REHAB. Those sadistic physical therapists are some of the best friends you're going to have.

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  9. Is the CarlosMencia guy a joke account or something?

    http://deadspin.com/5942343/video-of-james-harden-at-a-strip-club-video-of-james-harden-at-a-strip-club-[possibly-nsfw]?post=52581376

    (Deadspin Carlos Mencia, everyone already knows real Carlos Mencia's shtick.)

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    1. That joke was done on Deadspin not that long ago.

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    2. I would say so. Especially since Mencia is a renowned joke-thief.

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    3. I'm of the opinion it's the real Mencia. I mean, his avatar looks just like him.

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    1. Wait, didn't he explicitly tell everyone not to do that shit, and even before Kinja didn't he freak out when people did that kind of stuff?

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  11. You see, b'day sounds like bidet, and that's why it's funny to call it toilet humor. Not because it was a joke about a terrible tragedy.

    [taps mic]

    Is thing on?

    [sees he's the only one laughing]

    Oh, fuck you guys!1!!

    [+1's self]

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  12. In Australia, people don't laugh at your jokes counter-clockwise.

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    1. Which means they like them, obviously.

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    2. Fo sho.

      Up there with Yahoo Serious.

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